Post by afghandeion on Mar 24, 2007 1:49:08 GMT -7
Bombs Away--- How the hell is this team 6-0 they look like some old soccer player has beens, with noor running for an avg of 12yds a game and elmar's QB rating at -19.4%. The Avg team ht is 5'4 wit 6 inch cletes. but give em props they got brains, you can see elmar's thoughts . Too much 4 on 4 experience.
Total Chaos-- good team with solid players, actually look like football players, except the QB looks like my chubby rough draft. They good on offense but do have weaknesses on Defense. Havent seen much of them, but i do expect them to be among the top finishers. Lots of trick plays keep defenses guessing.
Lights Out-- combo of luck, athletes, good game plans, and strong defense has this team rollin. Fuzz's presence alone scares too many Qb's to go down the middle. Omar makin safe plays and doesnt need to do too much. Just make plays and force teams into mistakes. You need to beat this team they wont do it them selves. Except if you give salim a pass to MINGLEE massages in Fremont for sunday night, and just have the california DRE come watch thier games..... that should make them nervous
786-- Good team, but i think there might be too many chiefs and not enough indians. Even though fred is half cherokee. Too many chefs in this kitchen. They need to be focused and know thier roles. Good talent all round, but losing does ruin team chemistry. Their experience and playmaking ability will have them go deep into the playoffs. a crack in the armor might be exposed if they dont get back to basics. Their offense thrives on timing and balance, so good zone d and quick rushers will give them difficulty. As long as Yama, niko, and yusuf keep wearing cut-offs then their biceps alone play a 3 deep zone... safwons quick rushing might intimidate Qb's unless they have their eyesight.
collision--- they are taking advantage of opportunities and making plays when necessary. nice guys that play hard. they do look like the stock room workers of your local Longs Drugs though. they are not the fastest, they dont jump the highest, they cant catch the best, they cant throw the best, they dont look cutest, but as a team they handle business. Most afghans only have liability, they dont know anything about collision insurance, that is, until sunday 7pm rolls around then everyone is lookin in thier glove compartment for some answers.
faz exploded on his bachems--- excellent wr's on the outsides and decent qb has them moving along and prolly in the playoffs. i see them giving a major team an upset. Rahim (wr) has great leaping ability and hands. Both wr make amazing plays on both sides of the ball. They are young and energetic but lack of experience may hurt them in the playoffs. teams will exploit some defensive weaknesses and their rushing def needs improvement, since i saw a one legged qb juking them left and right. Faz is kinda like the jerry rice of the team, noones wants him around, but they aint gonna say a thing. Dont forget hes in the AFG hall of fame located at the berryessa flea.
grasshoppers-- jeremy, mo and they'r qb should be enough talent to get them into the playoffs, but they have to play their best. they play with lots of emotions and have one of the quickest players in the league.(latin dude) They do have lots of defense breakdowns though, with blown coverages but their ball speed makes up for it. they dont have enough to be serious contenders but if they all play a perfect games they should be able to hang with big teams. I guess because jumping and hopping isnt allowed in this league they are not gonna go very far.
child abuse-- first week they showed they have some talent and playmaking ability. but with crucial injuries this team is being abused like the red headed step child qais use to be. With losses to faz, collision, grasshoppers, they have shown they cant hang with the middle teams let alone the higher teams. Unless they get healthy and win every game they gonna have to watch, maybe next year they will be sexually abused and have some anger inside them. Hitman, j, mustafa asefi, are good solid wr's but defensively they cant match up against big recievers that can jump. If T-mojo comes back, then they might atleast rise in the points column, but he will add some sick azz team arguing during plays.
rookies--- with mojo's on the squad you always got a chance. they are quick, but thier young age might get intimidated by men 10 times thier age. maydee and azeem are warriors though so they will for sure play you hard.... but they're like pop tarts soft in the middle
da bay--- lookin at thier pictures, you would think these patnas would be killin teams. but i guess they like that fine ass girl who just cant dance at the club and it turns you off cuz she got body fa days but her dance moves remind you of epilepsy,... someone give this bittch a cookie she gon die.... be real tho... you still beggin her to go home wit you. you will wheelchair dat ho up yo steps wit no problem.... ok sorry back to da bay.. yeah they need to step it up stop playing like chumps and play like champs.
showtime--- i dont know where shaheed picked these players up, but i think its about time to look for your reciept. this dont look like showtime, where is the red shoe diaries. They look like the multi cultural council from high school. im turnin the channel from showtime to scinamax... .its much mo crackin over here.
renegades---they do got some speed and jerry rice (masseh) who was crying blood like he was in the Passion last week. i see them winning 2 games by seasons end.... except it will be from hopscotch in the parking lot. i think ReneGades need to Rene Vate thier team
PRIME TIME----- dont get butt hurt im just messing around wit you folks. we all friends here and joke around alot, so dont go crying.
hahaah
Total Chaos-- good team with solid players, actually look like football players, except the QB looks like my chubby rough draft. They good on offense but do have weaknesses on Defense. Havent seen much of them, but i do expect them to be among the top finishers. Lots of trick plays keep defenses guessing.
Lights Out-- combo of luck, athletes, good game plans, and strong defense has this team rollin. Fuzz's presence alone scares too many Qb's to go down the middle. Omar makin safe plays and doesnt need to do too much. Just make plays and force teams into mistakes. You need to beat this team they wont do it them selves. Except if you give salim a pass to MINGLEE massages in Fremont for sunday night, and just have the california DRE come watch thier games..... that should make them nervous
786-- Good team, but i think there might be too many chiefs and not enough indians. Even though fred is half cherokee. Too many chefs in this kitchen. They need to be focused and know thier roles. Good talent all round, but losing does ruin team chemistry. Their experience and playmaking ability will have them go deep into the playoffs. a crack in the armor might be exposed if they dont get back to basics. Their offense thrives on timing and balance, so good zone d and quick rushers will give them difficulty. As long as Yama, niko, and yusuf keep wearing cut-offs then their biceps alone play a 3 deep zone... safwons quick rushing might intimidate Qb's unless they have their eyesight.
collision--- they are taking advantage of opportunities and making plays when necessary. nice guys that play hard. they do look like the stock room workers of your local Longs Drugs though. they are not the fastest, they dont jump the highest, they cant catch the best, they cant throw the best, they dont look cutest, but as a team they handle business. Most afghans only have liability, they dont know anything about collision insurance, that is, until sunday 7pm rolls around then everyone is lookin in thier glove compartment for some answers.
faz exploded on his bachems--- excellent wr's on the outsides and decent qb has them moving along and prolly in the playoffs. i see them giving a major team an upset. Rahim (wr) has great leaping ability and hands. Both wr make amazing plays on both sides of the ball. They are young and energetic but lack of experience may hurt them in the playoffs. teams will exploit some defensive weaknesses and their rushing def needs improvement, since i saw a one legged qb juking them left and right. Faz is kinda like the jerry rice of the team, noones wants him around, but they aint gonna say a thing. Dont forget hes in the AFG hall of fame located at the berryessa flea.
grasshoppers-- jeremy, mo and they'r qb should be enough talent to get them into the playoffs, but they have to play their best. they play with lots of emotions and have one of the quickest players in the league.(latin dude) They do have lots of defense breakdowns though, with blown coverages but their ball speed makes up for it. they dont have enough to be serious contenders but if they all play a perfect games they should be able to hang with big teams. I guess because jumping and hopping isnt allowed in this league they are not gonna go very far.
child abuse-- first week they showed they have some talent and playmaking ability. but with crucial injuries this team is being abused like the red headed step child qais use to be. With losses to faz, collision, grasshoppers, they have shown they cant hang with the middle teams let alone the higher teams. Unless they get healthy and win every game they gonna have to watch, maybe next year they will be sexually abused and have some anger inside them. Hitman, j, mustafa asefi, are good solid wr's but defensively they cant match up against big recievers that can jump. If T-mojo comes back, then they might atleast rise in the points column, but he will add some sick azz team arguing during plays.
rookies--- with mojo's on the squad you always got a chance. they are quick, but thier young age might get intimidated by men 10 times thier age. maydee and azeem are warriors though so they will for sure play you hard.... but they're like pop tarts soft in the middle
da bay--- lookin at thier pictures, you would think these patnas would be killin teams. but i guess they like that fine ass girl who just cant dance at the club and it turns you off cuz she got body fa days but her dance moves remind you of epilepsy,... someone give this bittch a cookie she gon die.... be real tho... you still beggin her to go home wit you. you will wheelchair dat ho up yo steps wit no problem.... ok sorry back to da bay.. yeah they need to step it up stop playing like chumps and play like champs.
showtime--- i dont know where shaheed picked these players up, but i think its about time to look for your reciept. this dont look like showtime, where is the red shoe diaries. They look like the multi cultural council from high school. im turnin the channel from showtime to scinamax... .its much mo crackin over here.
renegades---they do got some speed and jerry rice (masseh) who was crying blood like he was in the Passion last week. i see them winning 2 games by seasons end.... except it will be from hopscotch in the parking lot. i think ReneGades need to Rene Vate thier team
PRIME TIME----- dont get butt hurt im just messing around wit you folks. we all friends here and joke around alot, so dont go crying.
hahaah
